成人笑话|Growing penis

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor^{1 surgery.}

The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis^{2 and the need for surgery.}

How long will he be on crutches^{3? she asked.}

Crutches??? the doctor asked.

Well, yes, the woman said You are going to lengthen^{4 his legs, aren't you?}